Removed Government Spokesperson Alpheous Nxumalo is now a used political condom and, it was my first time to see or hear a condom appealing to the ‘user’ to put it on again for another ‘round’, it’s “literally against hygiene principles and health standards”.
Shortly after being released on bail by Judge Mumcy Dlamini, Nxumalo who stands accused of raping children without using a condom, publicly declared that, he was fit for public office.
But without disregarding the principles of the presumption of innocence until proven guilty, perhaps it is important to state that, removed Government Alpheous Nxumalo’s arrogant behavior suggests that, “he is a danger to our society and might allegedly rape more children.
It seems Alpheous Nxumalo has never used a condom because if he did, he ought to have known that in politics, a used political condom is hardly recycled,it is unusable and belongs to the political dustbin”.
The ruling Tinkhundla undemocratic system of governance has various fresh packs of political condoms with different flavors.
Personally, I am expecting new “fresh political condoms to try their luck, calling this journalist and this publication terrorists entities”, at the end and like removed Government Spokesperson Alpheous Nxumalo, those political condoms will be thrown into the political dustbin where they belong.
Even if Tinkhundla system can appoint Nxumalo into another position, the rape allegations will hang over his head and, I can imagine him telling the court that these children were his girlfriends because that’s what most alleged serial rapists say when cross examined.
Well, even though we wish to keep quiet and allow the courts to work on the matter, Alpheous Nxumalo’s arrogant behavior when addressing journalists outside the High Court was very unfortunate and, an indication that, eSwatini had appointment a narcissist as a State Spokesperson.
But in conclusion, let me once again remind Alpheous Nxumalo that, Tinkhundla has various packs of political condoms in almost all the State institutions that include the police, media, army, Executive arm of Government and other State Departments, some of these political condoms are already positioning themselves to be used.
It’s easy to be famous for the wrong reasons when defending the Tinkhundla system of governance but, you must never conclude that, the Monarchy will fall with you, the Monarchy has permanent interests not friends.
Therefore, you cannot go around raping children thinking that, the Monarchy will protect you, maybe, if there was no independent media, Nxumalo would have spoken to his friends within the captured media to sabotage the story.
Tinkhundla wanted to be seen taking action to demonstrate non-tolerance against rape after we exclusively reported the story suggesting that, a whole Government Spokesperson was being investigated for rape and that, the investigation was being sabotaged.
But I’ve never seen a condom telling the user “that, it is still fit to be used again”.
Alpheous Nxumalo’s public declaration that he was fit for public office was an insult to the Nation, there’s no way an alleged serial rapist could be fit for public office.

Removed Government Spokesperson Alpheous Nxumalo.